JEEP THROAT EXPOSED, NORTHGATE TAPES LINKED TO DOLPHINS! July 21, 1997 AUSTIN,TX (AP) - Illusions founder Isaac Kishk unexpectedly went public today with tapes allegedly related to the infamous "Northgate" scandal. The tapes were furnished, along with a transcript, by "Jeep Throat," a mysterious informant known on the internet as Tsunami. Kishk, owner of the ill-fated machine "Jade," says he has heard the tapes and that the transcript "IS legit." Self-appointed authorities in the field of data forgery attempted to discredit the new evidence, demanding digitized or analog samples of the recordings for public review. One expert in the chatline industry explained that "the contents of the tapes are of no value to those who have not met the persons it implicates. Only the people on the tape know the truth about its origin." Two individuals whose voices allegedly appear on the tape have denied participating in the conversation and related events in private interviews. FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder speculates that the tapes were produced by aliens. In a special press conference held earlier this evening, Mulder stated that he believes "..the aliens are [masquerading as] dolphins." Mulder continued to to relate that he linked the dolphins to the unexplained mutations and eventual disappearance of two Sea World trainers last month. The owners of the popular San Antonio theme park declined to comment on the incident, citing pending workers' compensation litigation.