(To the tune of Spoonman)

Feel the carpet with your hands
Steal the carpet while you can
Floorman
Install the carpet in your home
Install the carpet all alone
Floorman

Floorman
Come together with your hands
Save me
I'm together with your plan
Save me
Save
Save
Oh

All my rugs are Indian
All my chairs are brown and red
Floorman
All my things will clash again
Make it this shade if you can
Floorman
Oh

Floorman
Come together with your hands
Save me
I don't like this new floorplan
Save me
Save
Save me
Save me Yeah
Save

Come on Come on Come on
Come on Come on Come on
Come on Come on Come on
Come on Come on Come on

Yeah

Come on
Come on
Come on

Come on
Come on

Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old
Come on while I get old

Floorman
Come together with your hands
Save me
I don't like this new floorplan
Save me
Save Yeah
Save me
With your
With your
Hands

Feel the carpet with your hands
Steal the carpet while you can
Floorman