| Name: Valtaire |
| Real Name: Joel Ward |
| Email:
(joe@sjoe.com)
|
| URL:
http://omnisolve.com/~joel/
|
| Started Havening: 6/6/66 |
| Notable Accomplishments: wore a bathing suit and
wrote the Opuim Den code |
| Bio: born in a small farming community, joel had
to overcome the desire of his parents for him to become a dairy
farmer. joel desperately wanted to get into bee-keeping due to
his love of welts. A series of freak accidents landed him on the
front of this car brain damaging him into the social miscreant
the we all know him to be. From that day on, he knew his life
would never be the same.... never.
|
| Currently: Employed as an experimental subject at
omnisolve, an underground alien anal probe factory
|
