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Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a squirrel and she wants to make him dine
And she's feeding him all that rice
And she's bringing him all those tacos, I just know it
Yeah, she's giving him buñuelos late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent like that?

I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so hungry when they start talking fruit
I could use a tall sangria, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's feeding him all that rice
And she's bringing him all those tacos, I just know it
Yeah, she's giving him buñuelos late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent like that?
Like Jessie's squirrel

I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent—
Where can I find a rodent like that?

And I'm looking at tortillas all the time
Wonderin' why she don't bring them to me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the limes
Ain't that the way grub's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a rodent like that?
You know, I wish that I had
Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I want Jessie's squirrel
Where can I find a rodent like that?

Like Jessie's squirrel
I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel
I want, I want Jessie's squirrel